sassWitch just delivered a line that silenced the booth✦LordRoast earned 89 fires on tonight's prompt✦Tonight's session drops at 9PM · The Surgeon hosting✦pyroKing is on a 6-night streak✦Monthly deep-cut recording now in the archive✦mc_burns just hit Silver tier✦Quarterly dinner is next Friday · Gold members only✦wildcard88 opened a challenge to three members✦New Haiku 4.5 roast engine rolling out to free tier soon✦sassWitch just delivered a line that silenced the booth✦LordRoast earned 89 fires on tonight's prompt✦Tonight's session drops at 9PM · The Surgeon hosting✦pyroKing is on a 6-night streak✦Monthly deep-cut recording now in the archive✦mc_burns just hit Silver tier✦Quarterly dinner is next Friday · Gold members only✦wildcard88 opened a challenge to three members✦New Haiku 4.5 roast engine rolling out to free tier soon✦
Est. Season 1 · Private Members Club

Roast
Club.

A private room for people who take roasting seriously. Four rooms. One door. You choose how far in you go.

You’re on The Sidewalk — sign in to unlock more
Tonight
The Productivity Guru— The Surgeon hosting · Opens 9PM
Heat
47 members in

Choose Your Room

The further in, the warmer the light.

The Sidewalk
Open to All
⚡Haiku 4.5 · Coming soon
Free
Free
Always free · No card
  • ·5 AI roasts per day
  • ·Singles, Couples, Stories, Horoscopes & LinkedIn Roasts
  • ·Public leaderboard — read only
  • ✦Daily open prompt voting
  • ✦Basic streak tracking
  • ✦Peek through the window into The Bar
Your Room
The Bar
Bronze
Join
$4
Per month
  • ·Everything on The Sidewalk
  • ·Unlimited AI roasts
  • ·Full cast of regulars — all 25 premium AI personas
  • ·Member session feed & voting
  • ✦Intro Roast Companion access (5 personas)
  • ✦Streak bonuses and tier badge
  • ✦Your name on the member board
The Lounge
Silver
Join
$9
Per month
  • ·Everything in The Bar
  • ·All Roast Companions — full suite of 30 personas
  • ·Advanced companion memory (long-term, persistent facts)
  • ·Roast Battles — all modes
  • ✦Daily Roast Gauntlet
  • ✦Socials Exporter Suite
  • ✦30-day session archive
  • ✦Priority AI queue + Roast Board Featured slot
  • ✦Lounge badge on your profile
Private Room
Gold · Inner Circle
Join
$19
Per month
  • ·Everything in The Lounge
  • ·Full all-time archive
  • ·Custom persona creation (name, style & voice — private to you)
  • ✦Monthly Roast Report — AI analysis of your style
  • ✦Monthly deep-cut roast sessions
  • ✦Quarterly Private Room dinner
  • ✦Legend foil badge, VIP profile frame & gold membership seal
  • ✦First access to every new format
  • ✦Your name engraved on the wall
RC

Hover the Gold card. · Free tier gets Haiku 4.5 AI when it rolls out.

The Sidewalk — Open Mic
Open Mic
Public prompt · No membership required
⚡Haiku 4.5 · Coming soon
firstTimer_93m

“He has the energy of someone who just discovered podcasts and wants you to know it.”

lurker_4218m

“She describes her personality as 'an acquired taste' which is generous to both words.”

openmic_8834m

“The life coach has not yet coached himself out of the group chat.”

Sign in to take the mic
Outside right now
128
people on the sidewalk
Club opens at 9PM tonight
Want a seat inside?

The Bar is warmer than it looks. $4/mo gets you in the door.

The Bar — Bronze Members
Members Only

You can hear the music from here. A seat at the bar starts at $4.

The Lounge — Silver Members
Members Only

The booth is for Silver members. You can hear them from here.

Your Streak
—
Nights in a row
🔥
Mon → SunSilver to track
The Private Room — Gold Members
Gold Members Only
The Private Room

One long table. Everyone here knows each other. The host selects the prompt personally.

RC
RC

You can see the candlelight under the door. The conversation inside is different.

Gold membership required

Roast Club
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